Dentists
My current dentist is called Mr Stiff.
Back when I was at university though, I had enormous pain in my jaw one morning - so bad I went as an emergency case to the uni dentist.
He took one look at the back of my mouth and said, "Ah, wisdom teeth. Impacted. They'll have to come out."
He then reached under the chair and came out with an enormous industrial (and entirely non-dental) pair of pliers, "I can do it now if you want..."
( , Thu 2 Nov 2006, 14:31)
My current dentist is called Mr Stiff.
Back when I was at university though, I had enormous pain in my jaw one morning - so bad I went as an emergency case to the uni dentist.
He took one look at the back of my mouth and said, "Ah, wisdom teeth. Impacted. They'll have to come out."
He then reached under the chair and came out with an enormous industrial (and entirely non-dental) pair of pliers, "I can do it now if you want..."
( , Thu 2 Nov 2006, 14:31)
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My dentist by stevio aged 13
8 years ago (when i was 13), I was due to have my first tooth out. Already having an intense fear of dentists, and given that our particular dentist was a money grabbing barsteward, I was not looking forward to the experience.
Arrive at the dentist with mon pere who was trying to calm me down. After entering the Laboratory I decided that I didnt like the idea of having my tooth out. Grabbed the first thing I thought would help me, turned out to be the radiator.
Cue my dad and the dentist with one leg each trying to prise me off said radiator. After about 5 minutes of screaming and crying by me, still held on to the radiator in mid air there was a creak.
All of a sudden all 3 of us were on the other side of the room, radiator still in my hands and water gushing all over the floor. boy was I in trouble for weeks!
Still, had tooth out a few weeks later by the gas treatment, never felt a thing.
Secondly, due to small jaw syndrome, I had to have 16 teeth out in sets of 4. Gas chamber all the way for those bad boys, looked like a clown for 2 months with tampons stuck out my mouth to stem the blood flow, only to find out that a week after my last treatment the dentist lost a fair part of his drill down some girls throat.
Needless to say I didnt go back and have an even bigger fear of dentists to this day.
Pologies for length.
( , Fri 3 Nov 2006, 10:32, Reply)
8 years ago (when i was 13), I was due to have my first tooth out. Already having an intense fear of dentists, and given that our particular dentist was a money grabbing barsteward, I was not looking forward to the experience.
Arrive at the dentist with mon pere who was trying to calm me down. After entering the Laboratory I decided that I didnt like the idea of having my tooth out. Grabbed the first thing I thought would help me, turned out to be the radiator.
Cue my dad and the dentist with one leg each trying to prise me off said radiator. After about 5 minutes of screaming and crying by me, still held on to the radiator in mid air there was a creak.
All of a sudden all 3 of us were on the other side of the room, radiator still in my hands and water gushing all over the floor. boy was I in trouble for weeks!
Still, had tooth out a few weeks later by the gas treatment, never felt a thing.
Secondly, due to small jaw syndrome, I had to have 16 teeth out in sets of 4. Gas chamber all the way for those bad boys, looked like a clown for 2 months with tampons stuck out my mouth to stem the blood flow, only to find out that a week after my last treatment the dentist lost a fair part of his drill down some girls throat.
Needless to say I didnt go back and have an even bigger fear of dentists to this day.
Pologies for length.
( , Fri 3 Nov 2006, 10:32, Reply)
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