DentistsMy current dentist is called Mr Stiff.
Back when I was at university though, I had enormous pain in my jaw one morning - so bad I went as an emergency case to the uni dentist.
He took one look at the back of my mouth and said, "Ah, wisdom teeth. Impacted. They'll have to come out."
He then reached under the chair and came out with an enormous industrial (and entirely non-dental) pair of pliers, "I can do it now if you want..."
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chthonic, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 14:31)
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Upper CaninesI have no Canines of the Upper persuasion. My milk teeth are too strong sothe Upper C's couldn't push their way through. This would have resulted in them moving to the front of my mouth and pushing out my front teeth, cue Nosferatu face!
To combat this the bastards knocked me out, removed the roof of my mouth, took me teeth, then stitched up the roof again using stitches that protruded between my teeth and were tied in knots so they couldn't move. I looked like a freak.
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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Fri 3 Nov 2006, 10:47,
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