Orin Scrivello (DDS)
When I was younger, just a bad little kid,
My momma noticed funny things I did,
Like Shooting puppies with a BB Gun
I\'d Poison Guppys and when I was done,
I\'d find a pussy cat and bash in it\'s head.
That\'s when my momma said
(what did she say)
She said my boy I think someday
You\'ll find a way, to make your natural tendencies pay.

Son, be a dentist, you have a talent for causing things pain!
Son, be a dentist, people will pay you to be inhumane.
Your temperments\' wron for the preisthood
And teaching would suit you still less!
Son, be a dentist - you\'ll be a success!

Dentists\' Sadistic barstewards, the lot of them!

About ten years ago I went to the NHS dentist with a really bad toothache, dentist (By the name of Dr. Kaspera) examined my mouth, found that I\'d gotten a hole through one of my molars and he decided I needed it removed. Fine I thought so a week later I go back to see the same dentist, puts me under local through a very painful injection and proceeds to pull the tooth out, the WRONG tooth out. Unbeknownst to me and assuming all was well, I went on my merry way home. When the local wore off I was left in excruciating pain. I went back the following day and this is what he had to say, and I quote.
\"Ah, i seem to have pulled the wrong tooth out, never mind I\'ll get the little bugger this time.\"
At which point I freaked, ran out of the surgery, closely followed by my mother. She decided to take me to another (non NHS) dentist who promptly filled the hole and I was on my way. Since then I have never been back, never had toothache and never needed to see a dentist.

Sadistic bastards the lot of them!!!!
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