DentistsMy current dentist is called Mr Stiff.
Back when I was at university though, I had enormous pain in my jaw one morning - so bad I went as an emergency case to the uni dentist.
He took one look at the back of my mouth and said, "Ah, wisdom teeth. Impacted. They'll have to come out."
He then reached under the chair and came out with an enormous industrial (and entirely non-dental) pair of pliers, "I can do it now if you want..."
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chthonic, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 14:31)
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Right your prolly going to feel a little prick...Much like everyone else, my Dentist is a right old character (read:twat) who doesnt really seem to understand that when he's somehow managed to fit his entire latex'd hand into your mouth, its not really the best time for him to start asking you questions, and get annoyed when he can't understand your responses...
He also likes to speak about me in the third person like I'm not there to his assistant as he voyages through my mouth with annoying pokey stick; "well he has obviously been too lazy to brush back here, oh this is no good at all, I'm going to have words with him about this"
What's worst is when he breaks into a conversation he was having earlier with the assistant mid way through examination without changing his tone; "Yes i think we're going to need a filling here, oh yeah and I heard she's going to Italy on her holidays this year", que extremely odd expression from me...
On a side note, never arrange a business meeting to happen on the same day as having any dental work done, imagine a scene in a fairly expensive restaurant with a very important client where you are trying your best to drink soup, can barely talk and look like you've just had a stroke with half your face a couple of inches lower than the other side.... but did I get the contract? you bet your arse I did.. they thought it was hilarous and I guess they pity'd me :(
(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 16:27, Reply)
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