It's not porn, I know
but once, when I was left alone and feverish with the flu in a strange house, I found there was no more shampoo left and, too ill to go out and get some, I washed my waist length lady hair with a bar of soap.
Oatmeal, Buttermilk and Honey soap, if I recall correctly.
I'm sure you can imagine the result.
If not, try to imagine what your hair, long or otherwise, would look like after dipping your head into goose fat, towelling it off in a bag of porridge and adding a sprinkling of grated cheese.

When I came out of my fever I got a friend to come over with a jumbo bottle of mega-strong shampoo.
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:00, 6 replies)

I often did this
made my hair nice and fluffy!
(jmaxi returned again on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:08, closed)

Thats what i used
To wash my goats with.
(Vic Flange, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:09, closed)

I thought that Lady Hair
started at the waist anyway

or nips if unlucky

or pits if continental

_{or at puberty}
(jmaxi returned again on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:11, closed)

Top tip
Use washing up liquid next time... My parents made me use it when I were a lad, talk about stingy!
(errrggghhhh should be doing something else, but what was it?!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:57, closed)

thelevellers is spot on
It's actually chemically identical to shampoo, but without the perfumes added - and all the "Pro-Vitamin b12" type shit that they pretend is good for your hair but infact actually needs to be eaten to do any good. Shampoo is just nice smelling detergent basically.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:08, closed)

christ...
I'm going to start washing my dishes with cheap shampoo!
(puerile is really getting into seagulls lately., Sat 17 Nov 2007, 0:02, closed)