Desperate TimesStranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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Superbowl & FagsWhilst (briefly) married to first Mrs. Kite, I smoked. Now we were only allowed to smoke in the veranda - fair enough. One Jan Im watching the SB on TV (early hours of morning in UK) and whenever there's a commercial (which is frequent) I leave the TV and go for a smoke. I soon realise Im having about 3 puffs before going back, so I get in the routine of lighting up, puffing a bit and dotching it out, then re-lighting it 10 mins later. One smoke would be lit and put out about 4 times - man it tasted like licking a road by the end.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 19:30, 1 reply)
lolthat's what I normally do :| I normally can't finish a whole cigarette for some reason, so I'll smoke half, then smoke the other half later
(, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:18, closed)
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