Desperate TimesStranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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Porn EditorBack in the day when I was around 11 or 12, before the wonderful world of the internet my mate and I sent for a free 'Sunday sport porn pics CD-Rom' out of an old porn mag we'd aquired. When it came it was shite. Basically there was no 'full on' hardcore Porn, just 50 odd photos of 'suggestive porn' (you know, bloke with schlong out, woman on all fours with mouth open about a foot away from the said schlong) but no actual penetration of any kind. Not quite sure why this was but needless to say, we'd never seen proper porn, this was our first real chance and we'd been shafted. Bastards!
Anyway, I decided to use my MS Paint skills to doctor the porn to make it look like actual proper penetration porn. I shudder now as I remember the photo of the woman porn star, expertly fellating the male porn star. The male was laying on a bed, the woman had no legs, she was doing a headstand (more like a chin stand) and she appeared to be floating vertically over the male porn stars cock. The realism of it all. Hence my addiction to freaky porn was born.
Ah, happy days.
(, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:04, 3 replies)
hahahathat's crazy *clicks*
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:11,
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still got any?set up a "badly shopped porn" site or something
(, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:29, closed)
Badly Shopped Porn'Badly shopped porn' now theres a thought ... a horrid one!!!
I dont think i've touched paint since and definately no ... no I no longer have it :(
I should also have pointed out that it wasnt before the time of the internet, more, before the time that I had the internet.
(, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:01, closed)
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