Desperate TimesStranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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Oh FFSwe might as well just change the qotw to 'half-arsed recipes'.
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Bob Todd whee, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 10:12,
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recipeToast
Take a slice of bread, cook it until brown on both sides.
Add butter, marmalade or chocolate spread to taste
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pizzaI caught a housemate of mine from uni (I reckon he was autistic, as he was uber smart, an amazing pianist, a 2nd dan black belt in karate, and was one of the most stupid, clumsy people I've ever met) trying to grill a frozen pizza.
I shot him repeatedly with a BB gun for this.
I like the toast recipe.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:08,
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The perfect accompaniment for above toast recipeTake 1 egg,
Boil 3 minutes
cut off top
dip in toast
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For half-arsed recipesTake one lean half-arse from your local butcher...
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