Desperate TimesStranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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I've mentioned it before but...I once found a jazz mag in the woods and made paper underwear for the grls in the pictures so I could undress them at my leisure.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:22, 3 replies)
...You are a strange, strange, strange person.
*click*
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:33,
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HAHAHAYou sick fuck. Funny though.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:36, closed)
hopingthat this this story is true...cos its so weird, and yet strangely endearing
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