Desperate TimesStranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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Booze! Water! Nausea! Desperation!I had gone out with my mate Nat. We'd got trolleyed and gone back to mine to carry on the evening, but eventually ran out of booze.
So we called a taxi and asked it to go to the 24hr asda and pick up some beer, cider and vodka.
It did, and we poured generous measures (half a pint, approx) of vodka into our glasses before realising we had no mixer. So we topped up our glasses with water.
Next time, I'll get a proper mixer.
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disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:24,
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Lightweight!Why didn't you drink it without a mixer.
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girlinthehole, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:45,
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hahahawe did pretty much exactly the same thing, but for some reason, we decided Vodka would be significantly nicer if mised with tap water... from the hot tap - my god we were nucted
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Oh God, do you know what's the worst vodka mixer?Hot chocolate. Ugh.
Probably didn't help that we were drinking a particularly nasty brand of cheap corner shop vodka which was later found to cause blindness.
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24 hour boozingi thought supermarkets stopped selling booze at 10pm, regardless of opening hours.
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Nope!Asda etc have a 24hr license!
Corner Shops generally sell between 8 and 10.30
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disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 16 Nov 2007, 8:55,
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