Desperate TimesStranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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I have been advisedThat liver inside a toilet roll inner tube is better than the real thing (ie no nagging)
Someone feel free to try and tell us all.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:43, 5 replies)
So you'vebeen 'advised' about this, i assume by a 'friend'. You shag dead animals.
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Well I'm not boasting here, buttoilet roll inners have a pretty small diameter, even without the liver 'padding', so I doubt if that would be possible.
Unless you either know of a source of large diameter cardboard inner tubes, or have a very skinny willy.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 13:45,
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Noa pint glass filled half way with mince and another quarter the way with warm milk.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 14:47, closed)
@mattmcci admit to sleeping with a ginger, but even I have limits, and a rollmop of liver is something i would decline thanks.
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...and there was mewondering why eating a toilet roll would be tasty, presumably as some alternative to breadcrumbs.
I'm far too naive.
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