Desperate TimesStranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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After losing my wallet.I was reduced to having to make meals out of anything in my cupboard.
By the end of the week the only two items left were picalli and rice.
It was bad.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 15:02,
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After losing my wallet.aha!.....just the two ingredients you need for
Piccalilli Surprise
Ingredients:
1 Jar of Piccalilli
Rice
Method:
1.Boil Rice
2.Once rice is cooked, pour jar of Piccalilli over it.
3.Stir, vigorously.
4. Feed to dog
:)
disclaimer: bert konterman's nipples hold no responsibility or liability for the effects of human consumption.
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I found the main side effect of eating it wasmild depression.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:58,
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cheese and chilli sauce for meheated in a frying pan until it was all mixed together
i wasn't hungry for the rest of the day after eating it so apart from making me want to throw up it had the desired effect
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Reme Philips laid an epic dump on, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 19:51,
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