Desperate TimesStranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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Here, have a peaDesperate to lose our virginities, Apeloverage, Frank Spencer and I made a pact that we would get laid by prom night. All manner of hilarious whacky adventures ensued, that included one of us being embarrassed on the internet.
Fortunately, it all worked out for the best - while it didn't work out as we'd planned, we all learned valuable life lessons and emerged as better, more mature, more fully-rounded people.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 23:16, 8 replies)
So,when do you think you'll lose it then?
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 23:33, closed)
Aha lemonparty re-enactment?
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 23:50, closed)
no, actually it ended terribly;in a screaming fight about which species counted.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 2:57, closed)
Oh GodJesus - I just googled lemonparty - kill me now!
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 8:36, closed)
lemonpartyfuck thanks for that
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:07, closed)
I'm desparate.....to find out WTF a lemonparty is, but am pretty sure it's NSFW.
Bum
(, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 8:42, closed)
I looked up lemonparty tooand accidentally clicked on images.
MY EYES!! MY EYES!!
(, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:30, closed)
I assumeSherlock Holmes and Dr Watson are involved.
Lemon entry my dear watson.
(, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:21, closed)
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