The Dirty Secrets of Your TradeSo, Television is a hot bed of lies, deceit and made up competitions. We can't say that we are that surprised... every job is full of this stuff. It's not like the newspapers currently kicking TV whilst it is down are all that innocent.
We'd like you to even things out a bit. Spill the beans on your own trade. Tell us the dirty secrets that the public need to know.
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chthonic, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 10:31)
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Adult Ed PervsI work in ESOL (teaching English to adult immigrants, basically) and we have to assess each learner's ability and place them in the correct class. From beginners to advanced, the levels are Entry 1, Entry 2, Entry 3, Level 1 and Level 2 to match with the National Qualifications Framework.
All of the teachers at my workplace are female, so we do tend to get a bit of attention at times from male learners with, shall we say, 'interesting' ideas about how to behave in a student-teacher situation. We've had learners who've asked us out ('Please to come pub with me?'), requested 'special private tuition' ('You my house come, we making special sexy time') and even proposed to us('I see you no married. No ring on hand. I be good husband for you'). Of course, we politely decline in all cases.
We're also aware of them spending the entire lesson staring at our tits, so we informally class these amorous men as 'Entry 4' learners in brackets on their paperwork just to inform the other teachers of what to expect.
So, if you're a student in adult education classes and you notice an E4 on your ILP, then it means you're considered a naughty pervert :)
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gypsy turnips, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 13:24,
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