The Dirty Secrets of Your TradeSo, Television is a hot bed of lies, deceit and made up competitions. We can't say that we are that surprised... every job is full of this stuff. It's not like the newspapers currently kicking TV whilst it is down are all that innocent.
We'd like you to even things out a bit. Spill the beans on your own trade. Tell us the dirty secrets that the public need to know.
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chthonic, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 10:31)
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The Resident LoonThat's only the tip of the iceberg.
My personal favourites are:
GPO - Good for Parts Only
TEETH - Tried Everything Else, Try Homeopathy
APTFRAN - Apply Pillow To Face, Repeat As Necessary
PRATFO - Patient Reassured And Told to Fuck Off
and my all time favourite the DBI:
Dirt Bag Index = number of missing teeth x number of tattoos = numbers of days since patient washed.
I was was also very flattered to see DILF written by a very friendly nurse under my notes on a patient last year.
Not that I would ever use any of these of course, I am a highly professional and ethical medical practitioner.
(, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 18:35, Reply)
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