The Dirty Secrets of Your TradeSo, Television is a hot bed of lies, deceit and made up competitions. We can't say that we are that surprised... every job is full of this stuff. It's not like the newspapers currently kicking TV whilst it is down are all that innocent.
We'd like you to even things out a bit. Spill the beans on your own trade. Tell us the dirty secrets that the public need to know.
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chthonic, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 10:31)
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Ahhh, nursesI can't give away many of our dirtiest secrets, because then the ghost of owl-pocketed Flo Nightengale will come and haunt me. But.
We DO
-keep lists of outrageous names and things stuffed up people's bums
-steal food off patient's trays after they're done with them
-slag the doctors royally to their faces
-tell filthy filthy jokes
-enjoy giving the occasional bedbath
-"appropriate" articles for home use
-gag silently when cleaning up shit
We DON'T
-give backrubs anymore, sad to say
-shag in the linen closet
-stand up when the med students enter the room
-enjoy seeing your wrinkly little pecker, you horny old goat
-like being called "angels" dammit!
Three more words for you: Psychic vital signs
(, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 4:32, Reply)
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