The Dirty Secrets of Your TradeSo, Television is a hot bed of lies, deceit and made up competitions. We can't say that we are that surprised... every job is full of this stuff. It's not like the newspapers currently kicking TV whilst it is down are all that innocent.
We'd like you to even things out a bit. Spill the beans on your own trade. Tell us the dirty secrets that the public need to know.
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chthonic, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 10:31)
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I second thatdear Mr Resident Loon,
hear, bloody hear,
by the way ladies
1, we like sleeping on the sofa, it's fun and a bit like camping.
2, tell us everything is fine and we know it isn't but we just won't bother to find out.
3, if we say "I really like her/them we should see them more often" it means a) she's got great tits and I like to stare at them and /or b) he's a top fella with loads of porn and knows where some great lap dancing bars are.
4, treating us like children only makes us act like children, ok even more than usual.
5, going to the pub with the fellas is healthy and good for a relationship, it's when the man stops going out that things go really bad. I speak from personal experience and observation.
6, we like you, we really do but we're not mind readers - we are simple beings and not into solving complex riddles, if you want that then you should be going out with Carol Vorderman.
(, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 15:52, Reply)
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