The Dirty Secrets of Your TradeSo, Television is a hot bed of lies, deceit and made up competitions. We can't say that we are that surprised... every job is full of this stuff. It's not like the newspapers currently kicking TV whilst it is down are all that innocent.
We'd like you to even things out a bit. Spill the beans on your own trade. Tell us the dirty secrets that the public need to know.
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chthonic, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 10:31)
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final, final noteanother dirty secret from the MOD.
getting on to army/RAF/Navy bases is easy, just have large breasts and walk in holding on to a pissed up squaddie. The bloke on the gate will be so pissed off with working on a weekend and happy to see your chestage that he'll wave you in. To make sure of the deal be carrying a kebab/ pizza which "you just can't finish" and offer it to him.
Shhh don't tell the Taliban
BTW
I am not a raving mysogynist, just had a few bad ones. Last long term was a peach but I was a tosser.
another secret is I must really must learn to read as it turns out what I thought was my reporting date is my deployment date!! Joy. Two weeks of freedom to go!!!
by the way ms swipe I used to know a woman that charged by every six minutes, always felt cheated by about 4mins 30, ish
(, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 16:53, Reply)
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