The Dirty Secrets of Your TradeSo, Television is a hot bed of lies, deceit and made up competitions. We can't say that we are that surprised... every job is full of this stuff. It's not like the newspapers currently kicking TV whilst it is down are all that innocent.
We'd like you to even things out a bit. Spill the beans on your own trade. Tell us the dirty secrets that the public need to know.
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chthonic, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 10:31)
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Telephone engineerscan and do tap into interesting conversations whilst working in telephone exchanges (listen out for the 'click'),
If you're nice to us we can and will relocate the fault location so you don't get charged by your service provider,if you're an arse we'll make sure the fault is chargable.
It takes 10minutes to put broadband onto your line.
If the engineer thinks you're good looking he/she is more likely to save you £100 by making your extention sockets work (if you haven't been an arse)
We know how to put a latent high resistance fault onto your line which won't cause your line to crackle until it rains.
If you're attractive/nice to them, most engineers will put in the extra effort to get your phone/broadband working.
(, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 5:16, Reply)
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