The Dirty Secrets of Your Trade
So, Television is a hot bed of lies, deceit and made up competitions. We can't say that we are that surprised... every job is full of this stuff. It's not like the newspapers currently kicking TV whilst it is down are all that innocent.
We'd like you to even things out a bit. Spill the beans on your own trade. Tell us the dirty secrets that the public need to know.
( , Thu 27 Sep 2007, 10:31)
So, Television is a hot bed of lies, deceit and made up competitions. We can't say that we are that surprised... every job is full of this stuff. It's not like the newspapers currently kicking TV whilst it is down are all that innocent.
We'd like you to even things out a bit. Spill the beans on your own trade. Tell us the dirty secrets that the public need to know.
( , Thu 27 Sep 2007, 10:31)
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Retail/ NHS
Retail - as Frankspencer said; also....
* When you are told that there is no more of what you want in the stockroom there is, we just cant be arsed looking.
* Never buy anything from a High Street fashion retailer that rhymes with balloon - that skirt may cost 80 quid but after 1 wash the hem'll come down and it'll look shit.
* If the girl behind the till tells you she is phoning another store to see if they have that necklace you DESPERATELY NEED - she isnt, shes phoning her home phone, then will tell you they havent got it.
Everyone who works in a shop hates customers with every ounce of their being, and sees them simply as grasping materialistic douchebags.
NHS - in stark contrast to the above - we are doing our best, ok? We are short staffed and often work unpaid overtime. So dont complain. And if you come in to A&E with a foriegn object jammed up your jacksie, the staff will laugh. Sorry. Wouldnt you?
( , Tue 2 Oct 2007, 10:54, Reply)
Retail - as Frankspencer said; also....
* When you are told that there is no more of what you want in the stockroom there is, we just cant be arsed looking.
* Never buy anything from a High Street fashion retailer that rhymes with balloon - that skirt may cost 80 quid but after 1 wash the hem'll come down and it'll look shit.
* If the girl behind the till tells you she is phoning another store to see if they have that necklace you DESPERATELY NEED - she isnt, shes phoning her home phone, then will tell you they havent got it.
Everyone who works in a shop hates customers with every ounce of their being, and sees them simply as grasping materialistic douchebags.
NHS - in stark contrast to the above - we are doing our best, ok? We are short staffed and often work unpaid overtime. So dont complain. And if you come in to A&E with a foriegn object jammed up your jacksie, the staff will laugh. Sorry. Wouldnt you?
( , Tue 2 Oct 2007, 10:54, Reply)
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