The Dirty Secrets of Your Trade
So, Television is a hot bed of lies, deceit and made up competitions. We can't say that we are that surprised... every job is full of this stuff. It's not like the newspapers currently kicking TV whilst it is down are all that innocent.
We'd like you to even things out a bit. Spill the beans on your own trade. Tell us the dirty secrets that the public need to know.
( , Thu 27 Sep 2007, 10:31)
So, Television is a hot bed of lies, deceit and made up competitions. We can't say that we are that surprised... every job is full of this stuff. It's not like the newspapers currently kicking TV whilst it is down are all that innocent.
We'd like you to even things out a bit. Spill the beans on your own trade. Tell us the dirty secrets that the public need to know.
( , Thu 27 Sep 2007, 10:31)
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ooh, my posting cherry has been popped.
Alright, so when I was young and naive and short of money. I went to work for Satan, er, Starbucks, and made a pittance serving lattes to middle-aged ladies. I am now in a position to finally reveal the secret ingredient of their lattes, what special process makes a "grande" worth that second morgage.
Ready for it?
Sugar. Every cup is about six times the recommended daily limit for monosaccharides. If you leave a cup of Starbucks coffee out for too long, there is a semi-liquid lake of sugar sloshing about in the bottom. Your hard-earned money is going towards brown sugar water with caffeine in it.
And their pastries taste like shite.
( , Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:49, Reply)
Alright, so when I was young and naive and short of money. I went to work for Satan, er, Starbucks, and made a pittance serving lattes to middle-aged ladies. I am now in a position to finally reveal the secret ingredient of their lattes, what special process makes a "grande" worth that second morgage.
Ready for it?
Sugar. Every cup is about six times the recommended daily limit for monosaccharides. If you leave a cup of Starbucks coffee out for too long, there is a semi-liquid lake of sugar sloshing about in the bottom. Your hard-earned money is going towards brown sugar water with caffeine in it.
And their pastries taste like shite.
( , Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:49, Reply)
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