The Dirty Secrets of Your TradeSo, Television is a hot bed of lies, deceit and made up competitions. We can't say that we are that surprised... every job is full of this stuff. It's not like the newspapers currently kicking TV whilst it is down are all that innocent.
We'd like you to even things out a bit. Spill the beans on your own trade. Tell us the dirty secrets that the public need to know.
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chthonic, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 10:31)
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Paediatric GastroenterologyI get paid large sums of money to look up the bums of small children. We pump in air to inflate the lumen of the intestines so we can see the inner bits with the scope. Before we go in with the scope, we ask the parents if their children drank all of the bowel prep. "Oh, yes, our darling finished all of it, to the last drop."
So if dear Petunia finished the whole bottle and pooped it all away, then why is your child's arse filled with shite? When we turn up the air to inflate, it all comes flying out at us!
Colonoscopy assistant = dirty dirty job
Length? It's a metre long, flexible, has fibre-optics and has a light on the end.
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 5:22, Reply)
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