Indiana Funting Jones and the Funting Kingdom of the Crystal Funting Skull
It was all going reasonably well until Indy escaped from the catastrophic effects of a thermonuclear explosion by hiding in a flying 'fridge. Utter toss (well, except for the good bits).
(the_legendary_shark isn't really legendary at all, just rather dull., Thu 26 Jun 2008, 18:01, 9 replies)

Mmmmm
Don't remember any good bits...no...checking memories...no...no good bits at all.
(Neostenine's maker, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 18:09, closed)

I rather thought it derailed earlier than that
with the oh-so-very-humanly-expressive-what-the-f*ck-are-you-doing-in-an-Indiana -Jones-movie chipmunks.
(ThomsonsPier consumes, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 18:16, closed)

hmm. I got mugged by the GF
to see Sex in the City instead... I have to admit, slightly less dissappointing than Indiana moans. but only just. and only cos there was shagging in it.
(snowboardrob, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 19:00, closed)

I always knew it wouldn't be anywhere near as good as the proper one
But I never expected it to be that bad. And Russians, for the record are just not as sinister as the Nazis.
The only thing worse than the fridge scene was Cate Blanchett's accent. Did anyone else spot it going English every few sentences?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 19:19, closed)

I really wanted to like this film,
but it was shit. Another dissapointment was the golden compass film, which was also crap.
(biggiantmat, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 20:48, closed)

5 things wrong with that film.
1. As i am a fan of Peep Show I couldn't forget about the episode with Jeremy's weird manager who would only fuck Mark if he said that he beleives in crystal skulls. This ruined any seriousness the film would have had otherwise.

2. (WARNING SPOILER AHEAD!) Wtf?! Aliens?!

3. That annoying twat that was in Transformers was in it, and guess what he's Indie's son.

4. This sort of leads on from point 3, Indie founds out he has a son and gets married. Twas a shite ending.

5. Because this one was set in the late 50's there were Commies instead of Nazi's, ok baddies overall but not as sinister as Nazi's (probably because of the whole Holocaust thing.)
(chrisdood Why yes, I am the shizzle, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 21:01, closed)

Aliens?!
Wtf? Seriously? What, they ran out of ideas so the climax ended up consisting of the happy family watching on as a giant spaceship rose into the sky?!!!!

Complete and utter shite if you ask me...

*cries*
(Kristow bored as usual!, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 21:10, closed)

Uurgh
Thank God I didn't see that hunk of crap. It sounds horrible.
(evil_penguin_17 Robots of Doom... Attack!, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 2:40, closed)

I didn't mind the fridge bit
It's not realistic - but it's Indiana Jones! It's never been realistic.

But the MacGuffin. What a pile of toss.
( gareth_alien will be human again at, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:02, closed)