My life is a tangled web
I got married fairly young. For the most part it was happy times, until the day came when the missus announced she was fucking off. Except she didn't for a bit, leaving me a rattling shell of a human being.

Anyway, after a while I met the sweary one. It was soon after that I realised that the world is a small place.

You see, my ex worked with a bloke called Tim, who I knew and got on with. She also had a good friend that she worked with called Margaret. Nice woman. Tim's a good bloke too.

Shortly after I got with Tourette's(.)(.), she got herself on t'intermeweb. Which meant I could send her emails and stuff. One jokey one I sent, I copied in a load of mates. Including Tim. That night, she asked me about Tim, and who he was. I explained, and she said that she'd worked with someone with the same name years back in a hotel (Tim has a distinctive surname). So I texted Tim, and he confirmed that he had indeed worked in said hotel, and remembered Madame Sweary.

It also transpired later that she lived with the nephew(?) of Margaret for some time, which was even more bizarre...

So why the disappointment? Well, had I known this closed circle of bizarre circumstance earlier, I could have saved myself a hell of a lot of heartache and got with the sweary one ten years earlier...

We're getting married next year, you know
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:43, 13 replies)

Pre-Marraige bash FTW!
C'mon, DG, you HAVE to do it. Biggest stag & hen nights in christendom, the likes of which will never be seen again etc.
( Duke Of Belmsford has got 99 records, but Jay-Z ain't one, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:47, closed)

See happylittletulip's bash
Next April in Edinburgh. We are about to book the Hitching Ceremony in Gretna Green to coincide with that weekend......

I'm so excited; every time I think about it, a little bit of wee comes out!

Wanna come Mr B? (I often misread your username as Belmford - sorry!)

*wanders off, distracted by thoughts of pretty flowers and bagpipes*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:57, closed)

web
But your big disappointment led to a bloody lovely hurrah? Goes to show though that time is all.

I'm going to be a victim of necraphilia...
(Heyzeus, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 1:01, closed)

Congrats on the planned vows you two!
And Tourette's, nice boobs in your new name.
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 2:00, closed)

^
They are rather splendid, aren't they..?

Morning/evening flirty!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 2:04, closed)

^
Yes, they are quite fantastic. Nice and perky.

Evening Davros :)
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 2:37, closed)

Yay for you two :)

( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 3:16, closed)

I'm not the most romantically inclined person but....
The fact that you both had such shit ex-partners and now have found each other makes me smile and feel very very happy : )
( girlinthehole, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 8:34, closed)

I hadn't realised
it was such an important bash. Wouldn't miss it for the world :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 10:39, closed)

Themed wedding?
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 10:47, closed)

Wooooo!
and indeed,

Yay!!!!!!

*does congratulations dance*

well done you two.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 13:30, closed)

@ chickenlady
Shit, don't put that idea in his head - he'll either want to dress up as Tom Baker (with the 20' scarf I knitted for him) or a cyberman....

Sweet Christ! ;o)

*joins al in special dancing*

*blushes at flirty's comment about my threepenny-bits*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 14:30, closed)

congratumalations!
i hope you'll be very happy together! :)
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 2:17, closed)