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I just can't do power tools. They always fly out of control and end up embedded somewhere they shouldn't. I've no idea how I've still got all the appendages I was born with.

Add to that the fact that nothing ends up square, able to support weight or free of sticking-out sharp bits and you can see why I try to avoid DIY.

Tell us of your own DIY disasters.

(, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 17:19)
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I don't wear a suit very often. A few times a year, for the odd meeting, presentation and the like, but most of the time it hangs in the cupboard.

Therefore, I was a tad annoyed when my fairly new (at the time) Pierre Cardin suit trousers developed a hole in the pocket, causing loose coins and keys etc to exit rapidly past my foot.

I was in a hotel somewhere when I discovered this, and it had one of those little sewing kits. So I got out the needle and thread and attempted to effect a repair. There's an expression in Scotland which accurately describes my proficiency at such tasks - 'like a coo wi a gun'.

The edges had frayed a bit so it was difficult to sew them together, but my mending did the job until I got home, whereupon I decided to do a rather more industrial strength job on it. So I got out my stapler, and put a few staples in to hold the two edges together, then finished off with a couple of strips of duct tape to stop the staples jabbing my fingers when I put my hand in my pocket, and to seal the inter-staple apertures.

So far this has been entirely successful, and even (surprisingly) survived dry cleaning.
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 13:48, 9 replies)
Is there no end....
To the wonder of duct tape. It really is a panacea for all ills.
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 14:05, closed)
Indeed
It can be used to fix apostrophe's into place so they do'nt get lost; and to cover up apostrophes's's that have found they're way into a non possessive pronoun. '
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 14:07, closed)
Btw!
Pierre Cardin - please no!
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 14:32, closed)
@BGB
And why not? I got it in a discount outlet store!

I know very little about fashion. People who know me will testify to this.
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 14:38, closed)
I've gaffer taped
...my cuffs together on my formal shirt as I've lost my cufflinks.
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 14:46, closed)
K2K6
Bloody hell, M&S do nice reasonably priced suits. Pierre Cardin is so naff.
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 15:16, closed)
I also
was considering stapling the hole in my jeans pocket together. Couldnt find a stapler though.

Also for my current job - I went to the interview in a £30 suit from Tesco!! TEEHEE
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:31, closed)
Next time
bring it to me and I'll stitch it properly! Honestly, talk about making an easy job hard (she says, having been taught by a professional dress-maker).
(, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 20:00, closed)
@BGB
I have respect for your excellent posts but nooooooooooooooooo, M&S suits don't look nearly as good as Pierre Cardin. It's like the difference between Sainsury's "taste the difference" chocolate and Godivas: both are nice, but one is leagues ahead of the other. K2k6, wear your cyborg trousers with pride!
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 11:44, closed)

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