I have no idea if this is true or one of those urban myths all nurses/doctors tell their kids.
Picture the scene,

My mum is working at Dudley Road (now City) Hospital in Birmingham. It's about 8:30pm and it's pancake day. A husband and wife have appeared in Casualty her with a serious burn to her head and a large gash to the rear of her scalp and him with severe damage to his genitals. The couple are reluctant to explain how they came about these injuries.

Calling the couple through and administering the required treatments, ie. stitches and lots of them, the following story comes out as to how the injuries were sustained:-

While cooking pancakes the hubby is happily minding his own business when his wife comes into the kitchen and proceeds to perform an intimate act upon his person. This would have been fine but halfway through the act the husband manages to drop the pancake upon his wifes head causing her to bite down vigorously upon his member. She is in pain, he is in pain and the only way he can get her to release her clamp upon his cock is to belt her round the head with the frying pan.

I've no idea whether this is true but it makes me laugh like a drain.

Length? Well I would imagine it was quite a bit shorter following the trauma.


Ps Just realised this might be a pearoast.
(kickstandrich last had sex with your mum/sister/wife/daughter on, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 19:06, 5 replies)

Oooh, I've heard this related about a locked jaw too.
It might not be false just because there are other tales though and it gives me great amusement (and cringes) to imagine this as real.
( vix0r was not Matthew on, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 19:51, closed)

isnt this
A variation of the epileptic and the phone handset story?
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 1:36, closed)

Basically, yes.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 10:05, closed)

For me the best bit about this story
Is that he continued to cook his pancakes,
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 7:59, closed)

auntie's friend's pal
Yep, heard this one too. But because they couldn't get the epileptic lady's jaws to open I was told they had to put her on a stretcher with him next to it as she still had her gnashers around his chopper
(Barry Subchimp, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:08, closed)