DIY SurgeryMajoringram tells us: I once had a wart on my hand and went to the doc to get it frozen. It hurt, lots. Instead of having to go back for more, I got my trusty rambo knife and cut the thing off. Three years later, and not even a scar!
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:08)
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Not my story - apologies if I heard this from you......A man working at a paper mill working on the cutting press decides to override the safety mechanism which stops the blades dropping when passing a certain barrier, saving time or somesuch!
So he reaches through with his left hand to pull the paper through and *SLAM* .....goodbye left hand...... what's his natural reaction?
To reach for his, now amputated, left hand with his right
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 20:15, 2 replies)
similar veinI heard about the health and safety guy who, investigating how the guy nearly 'un-handed' himself in a guillotine and earned himself a few days in intensive care, asked him how the hell he could have not been saved by the guards/cutouts etc.
"well, I was doing just doing this with my hands..."
*trombone noise*
*sirens*
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 20:36, closed)
it's a mistake you'll only make twice!
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Alex Save a Tree, Eat a Beaver!, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 3:06,
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