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( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 8:15, 2 replies)

That is off-topic. Please delete.
Actually, I went back into the thread and noted that your then if not still current landlord could knock up a great cocktail. In my boozer, we had the Savoy Cocktail book as the bible and eventually the bar was stocked with every ingredient to make possible the cocktails of the book. Added £2,500 to my average stock value.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 8:53, closed)

This reminded me of our local Wetherspoons
Especially the 45 minutes wait and Friday 5pm staff training...

Seriously though, the first time I went in the place I ordered a bottle of Becks, 2 bottles of Newcastle Brown, and the haggis special.

The twat serving (I found out later he was the duty manager) came back to me 3 times to say "What else was it?"

When I finally had me order, I headed out to the smoking area, telling him he was inept.

3 minutes later he came up to me and asked, semi aggressively "What do you mean by that?"

Taking a swig of beer I replied: "Inept: incapable of doing your basic job."

Not quite a dictionary definition, but it did raise a chuckle amongst the smokers present at the time.

Our Wetherspoons is called 'The Weeping Ash', more commonly known as 'the Gash' which describes it rather well.
( snee held his breath since, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 7:35, closed)