Dodgy boozers
Just a vagabond writes, "I once had a guy in a pub shout completely out of the blue at me 'OI! BIG NOSE!' and then ask coyly 'Fancy a fight?'"
Tell us stories of the dodgy boozers you've been to, and what happened.
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chthonic, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:32)
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It's not always the dodgy pubs
I was in posh St John's Wood in that there London one time, when a patron being physically ejected by the Police from, I believe, Cafe Rouge, decided to conduct a baffling dirty protest.
Whilst screaming obscenities, she knelt down, hoiked up her frock, and let loose a gushing piss. Directly into the waitrose shopping bag that she'd placed at her feet.
Would never have happened down the Dog & Duck.
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rofl harris, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 12:03,
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Cafe Rouge
Christ, those places are dire.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 12:08,
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nice steaks though
If a tad measly
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rofl harris, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 12:10,
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It's well sofusticated innit tho cos it's french and it sells them mools and they call chips freeters and the steak is well rough but they serve it raw and cold like wot the continentalists do innit
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 12:12,
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poor man's cote, which is a poor man's brasserie blanc, which is a poor man's le gavroche
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 12:34,
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This is gospel true
I've been in all of them, except le Gavroche. That's because I'm fucking skint.
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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 18:47,
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I've been in Le Gavroche
It's nice, but I find it a bit dark and dingy.
There are better/nicer restaurants round Mayfair.
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Ghoti Fingers, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 19:09,
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i quite like them :(
I like the hot mini baguettes with houmous and alioli
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 13:41,
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alright, gonz
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 13:52,
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Do you eat in, or pop it in your Waitrose bag for later?
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Ken Oath, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:11,
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I can vouch for the baguettes
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rofl harris, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 17:11,
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We lower middle classes have to eat somewhere,
and we tire of Pizza Express, eventually.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 10:12,
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