Dodgy boozers
Just a vagabond writes, "I once had a guy in a pub shout completely out of the blue at me 'OI! BIG NOSE!' and then ask coyly 'Fancy a fight?'"
Tell us stories of the dodgy boozers you've been to, and what happened.
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chthonic, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:32)
Gay bar in Soho, some poor bastard had been tied naked to a lamppost just outside while he was passed out.
There was a long queue of homosexuals waiting to take turns in "sausaging" him.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 12:51,
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So you're saying there just happened to be a large number of rapists in the same place at the same time?
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rofl harris, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 12:55,
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"queers are all rapists - fact."
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 12:59,
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True - absolute fact.
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 13:51,
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It's funny because 'sausage'
And rape.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 12:58,
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Also, because 'lamppost'
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rofl harris, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 13:01,
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It's actually a carefully planned trap to capture homosexuals in their native habitat. As they jostle for position around the "bait", a large net falls from the sky and entangles 4 - 5 in one go. They usually end up being sold to a Turkish zoo in an ill-fated attempt to bolster numbers for their breeding program.
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Ken Oath, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:24,
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Who's Wongo?
Poor buggar
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 12 Feb 2014, 14:19,
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I'd just like to add that I totally believe this definitely happened.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:10,
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