I have so many cnutish stories about my manager and work colleague.
Unfortunetly for this QOTW they have both been suspended over the last 2 weeks and I have strick orders not to discuss anything until the matters are resolved.

*edited to explain what I'm not allowed to tell you.
*edited back to original because it reads better.
( Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:50, 6 replies)

Great story.
I'll try to imagine the rest.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:56, closed)

The story I'm imagining is a belter.
I'm clicking it. In my head.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:08, closed)

Me too
Dwarves everywhere, some partially clothed, and a mountain of cocaine snorted off a freshly polished honda accord bonnet.
( rofl harris, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:02, closed)

I'm imagining snorting the motherfucking dwarves.
Those beards don't half tickle at the back of the throat.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:11, closed)

That's not you clicking
That's an aneurysm
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 1:23, closed)

So, change the names and a few essential details, but tell us anyway
or stop prick-teasing
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:12, closed)

Can't you just make it up like everyone else does?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:16, closed)

What a horrible thing to say.
You horrible thing.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:23, closed)

Or at least plagiarize.

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:19, closed)

That's cnutish indeed! To create so many stories and THEN forbid you to talk about them! Truly outrageous!
(xixax, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 1:33, closed)