Dodgy work ethics
Chthonic asks: What's the naughtiest thing a boss has ever asked you to do? And did you do it? Or perhaps you are the boss and would like to confess.
( , Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:36)
Chthonic asks: What's the naughtiest thing a boss has ever asked you to do? And did you do it? Or perhaps you are the boss and would like to confess.
( , Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:36)
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Possibly, but...
The guy who told me the story was a long suffering Maxwell aide and the provenance was fairly cast iron.
A similar story involves the late Brian Clough when he was the manager of Nottingham Forest Football Club. Needing a cup of tea he rings the room where the apprentices clean the boots of the senior players. A young lad answers the 'phone and Clough orders him to make him a cup of tea.
"F#ck off" says the youth.
"Do you know who I am young man?" asks Clough.
"Yes. Do you know who I am?" replies the lad
"No" replies Clough.
"Good" says the lad "F#ck off then"
( , Sun 10 Jul 2011, 16:37, 3 replies)
The guy who told me the story was a long suffering Maxwell aide and the provenance was fairly cast iron.
A similar story involves the late Brian Clough when he was the manager of Nottingham Forest Football Club. Needing a cup of tea he rings the room where the apprentices clean the boots of the senior players. A young lad answers the 'phone and Clough orders him to make him a cup of tea.
"F#ck off" says the youth.
"Do you know who I am young man?" asks Clough.
"Yes. Do you know who I am?" replies the lad
"No" replies Clough.
"Good" says the lad "F#ck off then"
( , Sun 10 Jul 2011, 16:37, 3 replies)
Bollocks.
The guy who told you this story told you that he'd heard it from a long-suffering Maxwell aide and assured you that the provenance was cast iron. That's how urban legends work. You daft twat.
( , Sun 10 Jul 2011, 19:11, closed)
The guy who told you this story told you that he'd heard it from a long-suffering Maxwell aide and assured you that the provenance was cast iron. That's how urban legends work. You daft twat.
( , Sun 10 Jul 2011, 19:11, closed)
You can ignore Shambles.
He's always going on like this.
He never believes any of my true stories from my friends, the long suffering Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walking into a bar.
( , Sun 10 Jul 2011, 19:15, closed)
He's always going on like this.
He never believes any of my true stories from my friends, the long suffering Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walking into a bar.
( , Sun 10 Jul 2011, 19:15, closed)
I didn't think the Irish fella was still around? Has he recovered from that parrot shooting incident?
( , Sun 10 Jul 2011, 19:37, closed)
( , Sun 10 Jul 2011, 19:37, closed)
The parrot shooting went fine.
It was the budgie jumping that got him.
( , Sun 10 Jul 2011, 22:27, closed)
It was the budgie jumping that got him.
( , Sun 10 Jul 2011, 22:27, closed)
What happened to all those stories about your pakistani and west indian friends?
Did you fall out with them in the early '80s?
( , Mon 11 Jul 2011, 8:42, closed)
Did you fall out with them in the early '80s?
( , Mon 11 Jul 2011, 8:42, closed)
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