Agnostic Antichrist's mum is dead
Quick everyone feel sorry for him


awwwwwww
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:39, 21 replies)

the fuck is this?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:40, closed)

He usually posts stories about his dead mum
He'll shoehorn her in for the sympathy vote
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:42, closed)

noted.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:45, closed)

she probably went to a farm once

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:49, closed)

There's manure on her grave for the flowers, that'll be the connection we're looking for here

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:50, closed)

Or her ashes were used as fertilizer.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:52, closed)

I think we need aa here to resolve this investigation

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:54, closed)

maybe she died on a farm
i hear cows are dangerous
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:52, closed)

she got cowcer !!!
hahahaha
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:54, closed)

hahaha!
what an udder shit!
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:54, closed)

it's alright he co(w)ol with it
LOLOLOLOL
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:56, closed)

ah that's good, i'd hate it if he had a beef with us

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:01, closed)

...and your mum is effectively Davros. Awwwww.

I presume, given that she's responsible for you, that it was karma and she deserved it.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:08, closed)

You're scary, I like that

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 25 May 2012, 8:11, closed)

I hope she gets a puncture.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:29, closed)

I am NOT Rory's Mum!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 26 May 2012, 14:33, closed)

Yeah, that's about up to your usual standard

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:57, closed)

Aint it time to move on from the Jessie is dead grieftrain thing, she's not coming back emvee
Choo Choo
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 25 May 2012, 8:11, closed)

Classy as fuck, man
Can I not tempt you to come to the bash tomorrow? I can assure you that you would be made to feel very welcome.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 25 May 2012, 8:45, closed)

Hey, that sounds like I wouldn't be welcome ! You're still holding this posting pictures of you looking like a knob thing against me.
That's like so last week. You need to move on from that, just like you need to move on from this grieftrain thing. You should look to Prof Ken, he certainly has !
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:35, closed)

Nah I just think that you're denying a very appreciative audience the chance to fully savour your, er, "unique" "flavour" of "comedy"
It'll be hilarious - after you've finished sucking the driver's cock for taxi fare, your mum could wheel you in and you could sing a little song about Jessie's friends riding a grieftrain to the tune of the Locomotion while doing a little "choo choo" dance with your fliddy arms. I guarantee that everyone would think you're the funniest thing ever. They'd probably be queuing up to buy you a pint after that.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:26, closed)