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Have you ever been chased from a field by a shotgun-wielding maniac? Ever removed city arseholes from your field whilst innocently carrying a shotgun? Tell us your farm stories.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:19)
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What do you call a robot that turns into a tractor?
A Transfarmer
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:03, 16 replies)
That's not funny.
Soz.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:08, closed)
I liked it.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:13, closed)
his dad was killed by transfarmers
there's a whole union of them, transgender agriculturalists committee it's called
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:18, closed)
Thanks for that

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:42, closed)
i hope i helped improve your thread

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:55, closed)
What do you call a man who tends to his animals in a dress?

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:14, closed)
A cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:15, closed)
Scaryduck.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:16, closed)
A priest?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:20, closed)
Why would his animals be wearing dresses?

(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:21, closed)
Yeah! ^What Shitcunt said^

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:24, closed)
Nothing, you just run as fast as you can away from him

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:24, closed)
Who do you call if your tractor breaks down on a main road?
The Hay Hay
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:28, closed)
Not a cunt then?
Infact I call all tractor drivers cunts as my commute to work is quite rural and I'm sure these fuckers deliberately time their journeys TO GET IN MY WAY.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:30, closed)
I'd never call a cunt, no matter what farmers did on the roads.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:40, closed)
Sometimes they do it all over the road.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:31, closed)

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