Goats.
Its not a farm, but Grandma lives in a house in the countryside and keeps Shetlands, ducks, geese quite a lot of dogs and goats. She adores her goats. Shes bred them for about 45 generations now and milks them everyday (goats milk is NOT NICE by the way)
These goats are pretty stupid, on one occasion she went on holiday for a week and left my not so smart uncle in charge. The eejit forgot to lock the billy goat away properly (who lives a few fields away from the females) who, as a result broke into the goat enclosure, hopped into every single goat shed, fucked all the female goats and in impregnated them. This was a nightmare as most the female goats where relatives. He fucked his grandmother, his mother and all his aunties. That spring we had 22 kids, most of which born with defects. Honey (who I got quite attached too) pooed out her wee-hole. No word of a lie. Most of them got donated to the local zoo that year for animal feed.
Another time one of her goats stood on a bucket and put her head through a fence to steal some feed. The bucket slipped and she was left hanging, choking to death. I was there when we buried her in the garden. My Dad dug the hole which turned out to small. Not being bothered to make it any bigger he just tried to stamp on this dead goat to force it into the hole 'Get down.you.stubborn.....Bastard!' It was not a pretty site, the sound of goat being crushed under DC martins conjured with my fathers colourful language 'cunting, cunting BASTARD!' As stupid as they are, I'm rather fond of the big dopey bastards, lug eyed and bleating away. Grandmas got some month old kids at the moment, oh they are adorable! so small and soft, I could spend all day just playing with them. If you ever see an excited kid or lamb leaping... It is one of the most lovliest sites. There was also the time my Aunty tried to milk the billy goat, she got quite the shock.
(shezam slouching towards nirvana., Sat 26 May 2012, 9:43, 4 replies)

Goat's milk is nice.
You just have to drink an awful lot of the stuff to convince your body.
( Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Sat 26 May 2012, 16:18, closed)

I dunno, I drank it all through childhood 'till I was about nine.
Goats cheese is nice though, strangely.
Might have something to do with the mud stained jug of goats milk nan kept in the fridge with the skin on top :p
(shezam slouching towards nirvana., Sat 26 May 2012, 19:24, closed)

i am quite sure
Youy are well aware that this sounds like you want to fuck the blue shit out of them?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 26 May 2012, 17:39, closed)

Goats milk.
The taste is almost entirely dependant on what they eat.
Goats will eat a _much_ wider variety of stuff than cows, so the milk is lots more variable.
Hawthorne - for example - gives a most disgusting taste.
(speedevil, Sun 27 May 2012, 0:20, closed)