Down on the FarmHave you ever been chased from a field by a shotgun-wielding maniac? Ever removed city arseholes from your field whilst innocently carrying a shotgun? Tell us your farm stories.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:19)
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Q. What type of long-range weapon did a group of sheep farmers develop during the Cold War?A. An intercontinental baaa-listic (ballistic) missile!
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 27 May 2012, 15:49,
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herd it before.
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 27 May 2012, 17:41,
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I lovejokes that you have to explain. They're my favourite.
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Yes. I find the bracketed explanation makes it much funnier.(that was sarcasm)
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 28 May 2012, 9:32,
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Really?(, Mon 28 May 2012, 9:39, closed)
ButI thought the ICBM was developed by engineers who based it on the V2s the Nazis used towards the end of the war. Seems I was wrong.
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