Rape.
It's a beautiful sight.
( Ungersven would support SpankyHanky's patreon, Sun 27 May 2012, 23:34, 16 replies)

Are
you making a deliberate effort to be a cunt?
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 27 May 2012, 23:36, closed)

You disagree?

( Ungersven would support SpankyHanky's patreon, Sun 27 May 2012, 23:43, closed)

That is a beautiful picture of rape.

( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 27 May 2012, 23:51, closed)

who is he raping? I can't tell with all those flowers in the way.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 28 May 2012, 1:57, closed)

Ugly
It looks awful on the landscape. The violent yellow looks as bad as graffiti and so out of place. Maybe if there were a mix of other colours out there, it would not be so bad. But the yellow just looks out of place to me.

Was walking on the South Downs at the weekend. Near the Brighton Football Stadium that had all the locals complaining about how it would look bad in a national park. Personally I found the stadium looked graceful in the landscape... but the horrid looking yellow fields near it looked far worse.
( Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Mon 28 May 2012, 20:35, closed)

lol

( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 27 May 2012, 23:53, closed)

Yup.
Sorry. I had nothing this week, either.
( Ungersven would support SpankyHanky's patreon, Sun 27 May 2012, 23:56, closed)

It makes oil that is really good if you have high cholesterol.
And lube...
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 27 May 2012, 23:52, closed)

( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 28 May 2012, 8:27, closed)

rape isn't funny
in fact, i was at a comedy gig a while back and this guy used '...and then i raped her' as a punchline. I was so offended I pulled him up on it off stage.

I said to him, 'excuse me mate, but I don't think you should be using that kind of material in your act. It's offensive and demeaning to women, for all you know there could be victims of sexual abuse in your audience who may not take those kind of comments in the way you intended.'

He got really pissed off with that, came at me right in my face, shouting and pointing 'FUCK YOU MAN, IT'S MY ACT, I CAN DO OR SAY WHAT EVER I LIKE, AND IF I WANT TO FINISH A JOKE THAT WAY I FUCKING WELL WILL.'

he turned to angrily stomp off ...and then i raped him

^{© Tom Toal 2012}
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 9:16, closed)

I quite like the smell, too.
Particularly in the morning.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 28 May 2012, 9:30, closed)

Smells like...
Hayfever.
( MatJ LOOK, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:23, closed)

I'm allergic to it.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 28 May 2012, 9:44, closed)

Honey...
Eat lots of local honey. That helps the body get used to it. Use rapeseed oil in cooking.

I used to be horrendously allergic to the stuff. Couldn't even drive past a field without ending up streaming in allergic tears. Had to drive with anti-histamine tablets always to hand.

The good news is, 10 years later and I am fine. Can stand in a field now without trouble. So the allergy will go away.
( Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Mon 28 May 2012, 20:29, closed)

I've heard the honey thing, too.
I suspect it's an old wive's tale, but I like honey, so have been trying it anyway. The oil is a staple in my cooking, so that's neither here nor there.
My top tip for hayfever sufferers, is to find an anti-histamine that works for you, and keep yourself dosed up from the first hint of spring
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 28 May 2012, 20:56, closed)

I just sneeze for a while
and then it passes. Fun to tell people you're sneezing because of the rape though...
(Petite chien is going to do science to it, Mon 28 May 2012, 23:42, closed)