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Captain Placid asks: What annoying things do significant others, workmates and other people in general do that drive you up the wall? Do you want to kill your other half over their obsessive fridge magnet collection? Driven to distraction over your manager's continued use of Comic Sans (The Font of Champions)? Tell us.

(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 12:11)
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Misuse of reflexive pronouns
Misuse of apostrophes
People who call all electronic music 'techno'
People that call hip hop 'rap'
Those fucking sofa adverts where instead of saying 'now only five hundred and ninety-nine pounds' they say 'now only five nine nine'
Other commuters
Whisky bores
Hip hop heads
Wearing scarves indoors
Wearing scarves indoors while wearing a t shirt. If you're that cold, put a fucking coat on you flid.
When faces are superimposed on apples
Lager top
Lager louts
Little and Large
Grown ups reading kids books
Grown ups reading books aimed at teenagers. You fucking nonces.
'Comedy' accounts on B3ta
People who don't understand the word 'troll' and are in fact trolls themselves OH THE IRONING!
People who deliberately use 'teh' on the internet as an affectation
People who can't use the correct form of 'its'
People who stand on the left hand side of escalators
Amorous Fucking Badger
Referring to Rob Manuel as 'the ginger fuhrer'
Rob Manuel
Anyone that likes mass market, lowest common denominator cultural output and derides those who like more serious output as 'pretentious'
The fact that I'm an autistic virgin
The Irish
Monty fucking Boyce and his fucking gang of acolytes over on Off Topic. The prick.
Anyone who's ever posted on /talk
Iain Duncan Smith
Christopher shitting Biggins. The cunt.
B3ta user 'number5'
Battered off of Off Topic. He's a prick who sexually assaulted me in a McDonalds. 'McFlurry' my fucking arsepipe.
People that use the term 'ninja edit'
Wankers that edit their posts after the fact.
Larpers. The autistic dicks.
Sci fi fans. The smegging titfaces.
White wine.
Windy Pig. Yeah, and Two Hats as well. Couple of bent flids. And I mean 'couple'.
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 19:15, 16 replies)
Is this going to end well?

(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 19:19, closed)
Oh, nicely done ninja edit.
Go on, add people that use the phrase 'ninja edit'.
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 19:26, closed)
I am hoping this the start of a flounce.

(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 19:29, closed)
I am hoping that you hang yourself with barbed wire.

(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 19:30, closed)
Do you need a lie down? There there. It will be ok.

(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 19:35, closed)
Wait, so now you want to get me in bed?
Stop sexually harassing me online please.
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 19:37, closed)
Says the idiot who keeps asking me when I will be in York so we can 'meet up'. You filthy homo.

(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 20:20, closed)
only because I want to drown you in the Foss

(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 20:38, closed)
Is that a euphemism?

(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 20:46, closed)
you wish, you gayoid prick

(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 20:48, closed)
Worse- it's a 'euphanism'

(, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 17:39, closed)
Their they're.

(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 8:04, closed)
You missed out.....
.......prats who say "is this a euphanism for..."

And whilst we're about it, why isn't there a euphanism for the word euphanism?
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 20:52, closed)
you mean euphemism you sub literate cock
And ellipses only have three dots.

Double the SEN here.
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 20:53, closed)
My fingers had been drinking, and you are very rude.
(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 17:25, closed)
"Battered off of Off Topic"
I had to read that a couple of times.
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 21:02, closed)
Why so bothered about rap?
Most of the real rappers were Hip-Hop anyhow.
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 21:26, closed)
And yet you're still posting
You are a masochist AICMFP.
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 21:48, closed)
you are localboy AICMFP

(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 22:04, closed)

(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 1:09, closed)
It isn't "Sci Fi" it is SF
You uncultured type
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 22:22, closed)
You forgot to include semicolons.

(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 1:44, closed)

(, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 3:19, closed)
You forgot 'people who lose their locker keys in my leisure centre
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(, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 18:05, closed)
you're getting added you prick.

(, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 18:12, closed)
shit off.

(, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 18:48, closed)
prick off you mutton-chopped rapist

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