Get...


... out of the fast lane you mother fucker!
... pull over!
... you must have seen me coming up behind you.


BUT, the thing that makes me want to slam on my brakes in front of them?

When they do eventually pull over, I go by, look back and they then immediately pull back into the fast lane at the same dawdling speed. Why? WHY?! Just stay where you are!

AGH!

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( gp_guineapig, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 20:14, 12 replies)

You drive a BMW or Audi
AICMP
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 21:01, closed)

Not today sonny-jim.

Pickup truck.
At the speed limit (or thereabouts)
In the good old US of A
Where the fast lane is just another lane in the minds of a good portion of the population.
( gp_guineapig, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 21:12, closed)

Ah....
Then your name is Cletus and you've had carnal knowledge of your sister.

AICMFP.

Seriously though, I did some driving in the States last year. Being passed by fuggin' huge trucks on both sides wasn't fun.
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 22:09, closed)

Ah...
would you like it as one 5 or 5 ones?
( gp_guineapig, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 22:47, closed)

Oh that'll be the speed limit then...
you drive a BMW AICMFP. BTW I love trolling the fast lane idiots by using the speed limiter / cruise control in my oversize S class.
(gearanach #wankwankwank, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 21:04, closed)

So you're a tailgating speeding cunt?
Die in a crash, prick.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 4 Oct 2012, 23:05, closed)

that's a big leap
Lanes are there for overtaking not imposing your speed and lack of driving ability on every other road user. Mirrors are there to see what's going on around you not for vanity reasons.

Cretins who hog lanes are some the cause of so many problems on motorways, especially fucktards who swing out into the righthand (in lefthand side of the road countries) lane because they're almost approaching another vehicle and move without checking... Generally well within the speed limit. It's not "safer" for anyone for you to plant yourself in any lane... It's safer if you actually fucking drive and go into the left most lane - too many BMW twats believe they're God given right is to sit statically in an inappropriate lane too btw.
( @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 0:14, closed)

So you're a tailgating speeding cunt too?
Die in a crash with that other prick, prick.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 5 Oct 2012, 8:03, closed)

Speeding yes...
...But if I were in a crash it would then kill not only my collegue(s) but also most likely our patient.

Keep up the lane hogging though bozo.
( @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Sun 7 Oct 2012, 19:48, closed)

I'm with you
In the UK it's normally a Nissan Micra with a copy of the daily mail on the back seat.
( herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 23:42, closed)

Calling it the 'fast' lane
says something about who is actually being the ass.
(username failed moderation, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 9:03, closed)

^this

( kappynitty doubled your entendre on, Sat 6 Oct 2012, 9:30, closed)