It's not me, it's the drugs talkingThey make you do stupid stuff and say stupid stuff. Drugs ROCK! Old-time B3ta person Fraser says, "I remember turning to a flatmate once, after getting stoned and sitting through an episode of Casualty, and proclaiming "Wow! Those actors are *so* talented!". And really meaning it."
What do you regret doing under the influence?
(
chthonic, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 11:19)
« Go Back
Only drugs I take are prescription ones butI do partake in the alcohilic beverage... but as this is about the result of "other" things, a quick story about one of my old mates will do...
this chap (I can't name him for reasons to be revealed) went with us to a nightclub in the city one weekend, and while we were trying to get off with some young ladies, and get pissed at the same time, he went off looking for some weed.. at home time he shows up, and we head off... "I'm hungry" says mate.. so off to the local KFC we head. we went in, ordered our chips and chicken burgers, only to turn around and see yer man coming out with 2 full ex-large family buckets.. within what seemed like 5 minutes he had ate the lot.
everything.
bones and all.
the only thing left was the carton, and some chip wrappers.
"burp" was all he said on the entire hour long journey home, he just sat there with a stupid smile on his face. Next day, he had no idea what he had done, but spent a fair amount if time in the bogs... and this fine example is now on our streets as a copper...
nice.
(
TBL I posted this on, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 12:18,
Reply)
« Go Back