It's not me, it's the drugs talkingThey make you do stupid stuff and say stupid stuff. Drugs ROCK! Old-time B3ta person Fraser says, "I remember turning to a flatmate once, after getting stoned and sitting through an episode of Casualty, and proclaiming "Wow! Those actors are *so* talented!". And really meaning it."
What do you regret doing under the influence?
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chthonic, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 11:19)
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Aaah AmsterdamI hadn't been smoking the w00tplant for a particularly long time before I visited the magical city for the first time..
Sat in coffeeshops, smoking their wares in the same fashion as I would back home. Not entiiiirely wise, I had a Mars Bar and it took me 45 minutes to eat it, 10 of those was opening it.
Then, upon standing up and hitting the cold air outside, my brain seemed to lose all knowledge of a steady Y axis.
This resulted in me walking on pavements that were like waves, repeatedly and loudly exclaiming "ITS NOT ME ITS THE ROADS". Given the fact that the roads were indeed going up and down, I ended up going up and down with them.
This resulted in the spectacle of a 6 foot 4 inch tall guy singing DJ Tiesto tracks all the way down the main shopping street, while walking along bobbing up and down by bending his legs and looking like some form of fucked up happy meal toy. Huzzah!
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MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 12:59,
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