It's not me, it's the drugs talkingThey make you do stupid stuff and say stupid stuff. Drugs ROCK! Old-time B3ta person Fraser says, "I remember turning to a flatmate once, after getting stoned and sitting through an episode of Casualty, and proclaiming "Wow! Those actors are *so* talented!". And really meaning it."
What do you regret doing under the influence?
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chthonic, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 11:19)
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PearoastThis was on the last page of the shame qotw, so it didnt get read :(
At a pub I used to work at, the manager's party trick was enveloping a cigarette in his foreskin without breaking it.
One drunken, smoking, pilled-up night I set him a challenge - "I bet you a bottle of Jagermeister I can get more £1 coins under my foreskin than you"
He did astoundingly well - 22 quid wrapped up inside his cock before beer and laughter made him lose concentration and drop them all.
How many did I get? What's my username?
I'm sure this is some sort of world record - the 20 or so witnesses certainly thought so.
Thinking about it makes me cringe, but I'm SO PROUD!
(addendum - one of the shocked lady witnesses was goodly enough to sleep with me a month or later even after seeing that which no lady should)
It's not about the length, it's about how much cash you can get in it
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