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had only really got stoned on medium and high strength draw a few years back, tho i reckon some of it had other stuff in it, but didn't care, it was cool.

so many incidents to mention, and many forgotten, ha.

Have grabbed hold of an electric fence, fell on barbed wire fence (trend here?) hooked up with a scally in Gran Canaria who'd smuggled a bar 'into' the country coz u don't quite know what the # you are getting.

Have literally dove over a 5 foot fence, and landed the other side, without a single scratch. watched myself and my mates from the ceiling, i woulda swore blind i left the sofa and managed to climb the walls (?)

I was Sniper Pvt Jackson in Saving Private Ryan with that 22 Air Rifle loaded with darts, know he was my mate, but they willingly volunteered to run through the field, beauty to the ass (ha!) we seemed to have a concerning number of weapons then, fortunately destroyed them when straight. was very funny seeing Larry getting shot in the leg with a BB pistol, all he did was knock on the door to see if we were in.

hit the phone book, making crank calls, didn't do emergency services (kept a bit of sense) tried to enroll an imaginary one legged hermaphradite into a local youth football team, had had some pretty cool speech applications done running off of an Amiga 500 that had some pretty wicked sounding voices on it, you just need to be able to type quick and you have a room full of people pissing themselves with laughter (oh, and the victim on speaker)

Went round a mates to help him decorate his new flat, he did all the work, i nicked a milk bottle top, a bottle of coke, an a smarty tube, think most of you can guess what it was made into, those card board tubes go really quickly when wet.

That other night on smokes and absinthe was one of the best, i floated over that bridge in Salisbury (the mill something?) and had vague images, later confirmed, of a mate walkin past the Chapel (you'll now if you've been there) with his chap in his hand and his jeans round his ankles (again if you've been there you'll know the layout and amount, ha)

were just teens screwing around, never shot at an animal or abused others (other than ourselves) just stoopid stoners, ha
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