i'm most fond of hallucinogens.
always have been, really. my older sister and i used to drop acid when i still had webbed toes. our foolish mother had no idea what we were on about even when we weren't stoned, but she was miserable in general, so we avoided her.

one day, while high, we were subjected to one of her idiotic harangues, so we decided to dose her to see if it would help. we dissolved a couple of tabs in her iced tea and to our surprise she mellowed out quite a bit and even became somewhat pleasant. if lsd were cheaper, i think i'd have kept her dosed for the entire time i was in her house.

my dad died of cancer this past year, and he was in a lot of pain near the end. i have a medical marijuana permit (but who needs one? it's just in case i get caught), so i convinced him to eat some lovely infused butter to numb the pain. he appreciated it.

remember, kids, you may want to medicate your parents before it's too late.
( postbear has metal knees, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 22:25, Reply)