It's not me, it's the drugs talkingThey make you do stupid stuff and say stupid stuff. Drugs ROCK! Old-time B3ta person Fraser says, "I remember turning to a flatmate once, after getting stoned and sitting through an episode of Casualty, and proclaiming "Wow! Those actors are *so* talented!". And really meaning it."
What do you regret doing under the influence?
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chthonic, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 11:19)
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Whitey ActionWhat is it about the smallest spliff that can tip you into a white-out after a certain amount of booze?
One night, back when I was a wee scamp (20) we's been out sampling the best that Reading had to offer, and after about 8 pints and sundry shorts proceeded to take the half hour walk into Caversham where our billets were, but cunningly decided to smoke a few bifters on the way. We sat on a park bench and puffed away - my two mates were fine, but I slipped into W/Out, moaning and unable to move without a terrible onset of helicopters - I was ina real shit state, when I noticed that it had all gone quiet - my mates had scarpered and a Police car was just pulling up to the bench.
I sat up and just as an officer approached I unloaded 8 pints and a fish supper all over his shoes.
Now the remarkable thing about chundering in this situation is you feel like a million dollars afterwards, and with yorp dripping down my chin I gave the officer the Junior Peaceman salute and was off into the Caversham back streets before they could react :-D
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 17:03, Reply)
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