first time
ok first time drinking i was at a party with my older brother (20) he fed me....2 double whisky, 2 glasses of white wine, and about 5 smirnoffs, i was about 15/16 at the time. i went home and snuck upstairs. At some random hour of the morning i decided i needed to pee so going to the bathroom i realise my brother has passed out and locked the door. I then notice a very large spider on the door and proceed to hit it with a shoe for a few minutes (waking my mum up). Realising i still need to pee i run up and down the stairs for 20 mins shouting at the top of my voice i need to go and can i use my mums bathroom, she wasnt impressed...funly enought tho my bro had been sick and missed the toilet so when we finally got him out of the bathroom we found 2 of the carpet tiles in the bath covered in vomit. I never forgave him for my mammoth hangover.

first time on weed i imagined i was being chased by green space bunnies and then ate a whole pizza, chips with a tub of ice cream on top.

last new year i got invited to a few bashes and all got cancelled. i was left with 3 bottles of vodka i drank 2 and a half and woke up in the morning face down on my desk with the keyboard balanced on my head... i never made it to midnight.

oh and dont mix anti depressentswith drink it causes suicidal tendencies.... mix it with weed, it always makes me feel like im floating on a cloud of candyfloss and im now the dali lama.

first post yay!
(Serbitar Has a furry shit canon called Whitey., Sun 18 Dec 2005, 21:15, Reply)