It's not me, it's the drugs talkingThey make you do stupid stuff and say stupid stuff. Drugs ROCK! Old-time B3ta person Fraser says, "I remember turning to a flatmate once, after getting stoned and sitting through an episode of Casualty, and proclaiming "Wow! Those actors are *so* talented!". And really meaning it."
What do you regret doing under the influence?
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chthonic, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 11:19)
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Best. Wank. EVER.Actually, I don't regret this at all. The only time I've ever smoked even remotely decent pot was this one time when one of a series of Housemates from Hell moved in, and his dad rolled us all a Camberwell Carrot to reward us for our hard work (possibly the only hard work this little cocksucker had ever done). Well now.
I went to bed and closed my eyes and watched black-on-black chessboards swirl and morph behind my eyelids. The entire mass of the universe was concentrated in my clitoris and the ensuing wank caused universes to rise and fall. I then slept like a brick for fourteen hours.
Smoking has hardly seemed worth it since.
(, Mon 19 Dec 2005, 10:56, Reply)
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