It's not me, it's the drugs talkingThey make you do stupid stuff and say stupid stuff. Drugs ROCK! Old-time B3ta person Fraser says, "I remember turning to a flatmate once, after getting stoned and sitting through an episode of Casualty, and proclaiming "Wow! Those actors are *so* talented!". And really meaning it."
What do you regret doing under the influence?
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chthonic, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 11:19)
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Awake and bored - a bad combo!Being awake and bored was all the excuse I needed to get drunk. I'd do a lot to either not be awake or not be bored.
Being the merry pranksters we fancied ourselves, two friends and I decided to play a trick on some farmers. I'd found one of those charts that tells where the cuts of meat come from on the cow. Wouldn't that just freak people out to wake up to the cows having that chart spray painted on them?
I learned a number of things that night. One, cows are WAY BIGGER up close than they are from the road. Second, cows are not the peaceable docile creatures the cartoons would have you believe. Thirdly, three drunk guys cannot sneak up on a herd of cattle in a dry corn field, especially when one of them has a spray can going "clickety clickety clickety."
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setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Mon 19 Dec 2005, 17:28,
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