He didn't see that coming!
Long time lurker, first time poster.

Now as we all know, in a group of friends you have the stoners, and the pissheads. My friend and I were sat in a room with 5 other friends who decided after smoking much weed to take some shrooms.

My friend and I decline the offer, fearing that the much alcohol we have consumed would lead to a bad trip, hey, we are pissheads, we have very little knowledge of drugs.

An hour to two hours pass and a couple of my friends are acting stranger than usual. Telling us how amazing their trip is. Now our friend Iain, as he was named from birth, was sat being a bit quiet, but with a smile on his face, he usually has bad trips, and this once, just once he was having a nice trip.

Too the corner of my eye I see Dave giving me that look, the knowing look, the look I love. Some of you may confuse this as a gay look, but i know it is the look of 'wait til you see what I am going to do'. It's glorious, when that look arrives, you know he is either going to say something incredibly distasteful, or do something mental.

The excitement built as Dave just shouts over 'Iain, why are those demons behind you trying to get you?'. A beer foutain errupts from my nostrils as Iains grin suddenly turns to great fear.

3 hours of screaming, hiding under tables, shouts of 'i didn't want to kill him' (he thought he had killed his own brother despite the fact he was sat 6ft away with a simpleton grin on his face'). It was pure entertainment.

Sorry not for the length, just for the fact I have my nob out.
(Burty, Tue 20 Dec 2005, 10:29, Reply)