It's not me, it's the drugs talkingThey make you do stupid stuff and say stupid stuff. Drugs ROCK! Old-time B3ta person Fraser says, "I remember turning to a flatmate once, after getting stoned and sitting through an episode of Casualty, and proclaiming "Wow! Those actors are *so* talented!". And really meaning it."
What do you regret doing under the influence?
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chthonic, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 11:19)
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Giant JackLast one, I think.
Iain, again, had pulled a whitey. He looked grim. The rest of us fuelled by trusty legal alcohol decide to draw on his face, put plant pots on his head, pour cider onto his crotch, the usual drunken antics you do to unfortunate passed out friends.
All of us took it in turns to simulate dry humping for many funny pictures, oh how funny that seemed when your drunk. Now I must point out that I was wearing a jack daniels shirt. Black silk shirt with a massive jack daniels label on the front and back. Extremley tacky yes!
As I begin to pretend to hump Iain, he wakes. No, he doesnt wake to see one of his close friends girating away whilst his other friends laugh.
No, Iain awakes to a giant 6ft jack daniels bottle humping his leg. I have never seen a look of terror on anyone like it before.
Too this day he really (and this is 100% fact) can't drink jack daniels anymore.
Good thing is, he has cut down on the weed so stops having whiteys and passing out!
(, Tue 20 Dec 2005, 11:03, Reply)
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